coots

a meanie name for ickypoo old men

look at those hairs in his ears! he's an old coot!

by minderella January 09, 2005

coots

Someone incredibly stupid or that has done something really foolish.

Friend: Yeah, i fell down those stairs because i didn't tie my shoe laces.
Other: Man, you're such a coots!

by Zen march January 25, 2012

coots

An informal manner in which to express "farewell" (The formal manner being "toodles and cooters").

n. A rapid succession of gaseous vaginal explosions.

Well it's time for me to change my sanitary napkin, coots!

Man, did you smell Lulu's coots? That bitch is nasty!

by Prima B. Goode July 05, 2004

coots

the female libia major

dude it got in the coots

by bazadillion April 01, 2005

coots

Phenomenon in Halo videogames that occurs when someone, likely a noob (rookie), chooses to stick another player with a plasma grenade in close quarters rather than proceed into a firefight, thereby killing both players in the process.

You just got cootsed by CaptainCooter.

by lukers stukers May 25, 2008

coot coot

Slang for cooter, vagina.

I told that bitch to shut up or I'd kick her in the coot coot. Yeah...

by VIRGIL January 29, 2005

The Coot

To crash one's car.

Term originates from 'Crash Bandicoot'.

You crash a car, you become 'The Coot'!

by The Original Coot May 27, 2009