coots

a meanie name for ickypoo old men

look at those hairs in his ears! he's an old coot!

by minderella January 9, 2005

coots

Someone incredibly stupid or that has done something really foolish.

Friend: Yeah, i fell down those stairs because i didn't tie my shoe laces.
Other: Man, you're such a coots!

by Zen march February 14, 2012

coots

An informal manner in which to express "farewell" (The formal manner being "toodles and cooters").

n. A rapid succession of gaseous vaginal explosions.

Well it's time for me to change my sanitary napkin, coots!

Man, did you smell Lulu's coots? That bitch is nasty!

by Prima B. Goode July 4, 2004

coots

the female libia major

dude it got in the coots

by bazadillion March 31, 2005

coots

Phenomenon in Halo videogames that occurs when someone, likely a noob (rookie), chooses to stick another player with a plasma grenade in close quarters rather than proceed into a firefight, thereby killing both players in the process.

You just got cootsed by CaptainCooter.

by lukers stukers May 25, 2008

Coots

Can be the shortened version of, "Cutie", or "Cute". Can be used in a flirtatious way with a girl/guy in any situation. Can be used if you wanna call a girl/guy a funny, dorky name. Might be used as a nick-name as well. Can be a pseudonym as well.

Guy: What's up coots? :)
Girl: Not Much, coots. :)

Coots is ma nig!

Coots is the shit.

by TheRealBaconator April 9, 2013

Coots

Coots is when a larger size person's calf connects to there foot bypassing any defiance of an ankle. The ankle is basically non existent. Mostly larger size people suffer from this condition and various types of human bodies as well. Coots are also mistaken with the word "cankles". Coots seems more appropriate.

Example: wow look at that chicks coots! They are massive!

by Bennie and the Pearls April 3, 2016