Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

Ass the Times by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

ass the fuck out 

When an individual passes out butt ass naked.

If I'm too trashed when I get home from the party I might ass the fuck out, fair warning.

ass the fuck out by webby585 June 18, 2011

Shut your bubblegum dumdum looking ass the f*** up 

When your fat-ass friend keeps going on about McDonalds having bad service and waiting an hour for his lunch, this is what you say to them.

Khaled: Duuude, i've been waiting for my food from McDonalds for soooo long, i haven't eaten for like 5 minutes

Luani and Mohammed: SHUT YOUR BUBBLEGUM DUMDUM LOOKING ASS THE F*** UP

Shut your bubblegum dumdum looking ass the f*** up by Zainorulesfifa November 11, 2018

Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture 

Motion picture released on video in the early 1980s featuring actresses sporting superior posteriors who were partial to penetration per the poop-chute. Historically, "Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture" is the flick that started the anal sex video craze.

"'Hubert, go online and get me a copy of SWEET ASS: THE MOTION PICTURE, will ya baby?'

"'Yes, dear.'

"He might be pussy-whipped," Tess told the salesman, "but he BELONGS to me!" She hiked up her skirt and farted without shame, just like that. Cubby was appalled but knew he was closing in on the kill."

-- Henry Chinaski, "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" (Black Sparrow Press, 1976)

Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture by Chance Wayne May 1, 2006

shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly

brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up by noigargwrg September 29, 2021

Fuck me in the ass day 

Fuck me in the ass day, a day where you can fuck someone in the ass
July 6

Person 1:Hey guys you know what day it is
EVERYONE: ITS FUCK ME IN THE ASS DAY!!!!
Person 1: don’t worry everyone will get there turn

Fuck me in the ass day by gh0st_bxnny25 October 18, 2019

The ass was fat 

A phrase used in reference to a person with attractive, round buttocks; preferably large ones. Commonly used in reference to such type persons who may also have a less attractive trait in comparison.
Derived from an infamous thread on 4chan where someone desperately pleaded for pornographic pictures, showing Arthur and Sue Ellen from the PBS kids cartoon 'Arthur' having sex. The said person repeatedly used the mentioned phrase to describe Sue Ellen's buttocks.

Damn dude, you see her? Yeah, I know her face is kinda ugly....but the ass was fat.

The ass was fat by Prowlah33 March 22, 2012