Khaled

Khaled is a person who is Crazy, he's happy at one moment and freaks out at any. Can Be Dangerous if feelings are played around with.Khaled

"Oh,care full dear don't touch that khaled"
" but look at it smiling, Mom"

by Fagotosh May 12, 2009

Some butters yute that has no neck and thinks he is better than he actually is at fifa

Khaled you're butters

by yourmarge69 November 22, 2017

Noun: An overweight, average looking, overrated piece of shit who expects his wife to go down on him but is disgusted by returning the favor

Woman 1: That DJ shoved my head in his lap!
Woman 2: What a filthy fucking khaled!

by FiveFootTwo August 17, 2022

To punch someone so hard you break your hand.

Mat: did you see that fight yesterday
John: yeah devin got his ahh khaled

by Crack Hard February 08, 2010

Khaled also now as a noob is defined as the worst fortnite player or worst gamer in histrory

by Unknowuser1919 March 18, 2019

Khaled the hottest guy alive, he loves big tits, and like black women,
Khaled is a rich white boy who gates spending money on khaled

Khaled has a big dick.

by Richhh boi June 30, 2019

monkeys from Saudi Arabia who have huge heads and huge ears

by sexlover4200 February 14, 2019