ass taster

One who figuratively or actually uses their tongue to insert into others anal regions and samples. A known shit-talker or other undesirable. Basically designed to apply to a plethora of instances where one requires a unique term with which to define one or more persons known to be a pain in the ass.

"Dude, I'm not watching American Idol... those contestants are a bunch of ass tasters!" Hey, did you see what that ass taster just did?" "No, we're not going out anymore... he was such an ass taster."

ass taster by Bowlfinger '72 February 3, 2012

tiny taster / tiny taster ass bitch 

When someone is SO thirsty for you, but they know they have no way of accessing you, because you’re totally out of their league. So, to get your attention they’ll stoop to any level and provoke you with negativity just to trigger you and get a one-time reaction or response. Because of this, they have no hope of sustaining your attention or forming a relationship with you, and their tiny taste is followed by a dismissal, ig block, or possibly more severe punitive actions.

Tiny Taster / Tiny Taster Ass Bitch:
eg: addressing a perfect stranger/follower/fan on social media:

“Oh, you gonna slide into my DMs and call me an ugly bitch? Uh huh, but you follow me and my stories tho, you tiny taster ass bitch.”

tiny taster / tiny taster ass bitch by $Vaggio$ July 6, 2021

Ass Tater 

When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.

Braaaaaahhh. I'm still gaping from that ass tater. That son of a bitch hurt.

Ass Tater by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

tell me how my ass tastes 

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals

tell me how my ass tastes by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008

tell me how my ass tastes 

The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up

tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!

tell me how my ass tastes by mydickisafootlong June 26, 2008

Tell me how my ass tastes.

A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.

Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.

Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"

Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"

Person A intercepts Person B

Person B: "Damn..."

Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."

Tell me how my ass tastes. by The Cannon June 27, 2008

High Ass Taste 

A term that describes the taste in your mouth from coughing on the smoke of a cashed bowl.

You are smoking a bowl and you think it is cashed, when you go to suck it through you hit it really hard trying to clear it but there is more there than you think, then it finaly sucks through and you start to cough on the smoke. Your mouth is stained with the ass taste from the end of the bowl but you are super high from coughing...High Ass Taste!

High Ass Taste by ~*KDIZZ*~ May 13, 2009