Ass Penguin
(Noun) one who has trouble walking due to the extreemly obese condition of their body and must resort to a waddling motion similar to that of a penguin in order to move/walk.
Ass Penguin by Yeti Hutz April 17, 2010
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Ass Penguin
Ass Penguin by gsuusgkenlksjpc October 26, 2011
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penguin ass
a description of one's behind that either
resembles a penguin's behind's shape or movement while walking
resembles a penguin's behind's shape or movement while walking
penguin ass by noneofyourbeeswax900 February 1, 2009
penguin shit ass monger
1. The people on UD whom actually have no life and they think they are cool because when they put in a defenition for gay, they say people who use the word gay, besides meaning homosexuality, are stupid, ignorant, and prejudiced teenagers. They are also completely wrong, and THEY are the ignorant ones for steiotyping teenagers saying that males say it to up their "masculinity" and teenagers do not say it when they have no other comebacks or things to say, they say it because it is simple and slang. gay is an insult, but just a minor one. gay penguin shit ass mongers often enjoy pandapoopsex and are sometimes even gay themselves.
2. Term made famous by the movie "south park: bigger, longer, and uncut."
Cartman:Go eat penguin shit, you ass monger!
2. Term made famous by the movie "south park: bigger, longer, and uncut."
Cartman:Go eat penguin shit, you ass monger!
Guy 1-Hey man, that guystanding up as a homosexuality rights activisim is such a gay penguin shit ass monger.
Guy 2-I know man, look at him groping that dudes buttocks...did he just try to shove a finger in?
Guy 1-Man... thats Mr. Flora i think... and Nate
Guy 2- LAWLZ ROFLMFAOWTCIOF
Guy 2-I know man, look at him groping that dudes buttocks...did he just try to shove a finger in?
Guy 1-Man... thats Mr. Flora i think... and Nate
Guy 2- LAWLZ ROFLMFAOWTCIOF
penguin shit ass monger by It's AP! May 16, 2006
boss ass stoner rastafarian jamaican penguin.
A fucking self explanatory stuffed penguin that you get that the OC fair. ( only if you are a real one)
Damn , I thought you were joking. I didn't know you had a "Boss Ass Stoner Rastafarian Jamaican penguin."
boss ass stoner rastafarian jamaican penguin. by ☹️ August 30, 2017
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