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ass patty 

ass patty: a large douche bag that seems to have came from a man's ass. also a shit pie.
"dude rodger is being such a ass patty!!!!" 2. man that ass patty was huge!!!!!
ass patty by Dustin Greathouse December 28, 2007
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A person who, when chores obviously have to be done, contributes nothing and sits on his or her ass. Most apt when the person is among others who are pitching in to help.
"Did Deb help you out in the kitchen today?"
"No. She just sat around drinking coffee being a Patty ass."
Patty ass by forcryeye! February 13, 2010
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Like a tits and ass party, but without tits.
"Cole invited Rocky to an ass party last night."
Ass Party by Chris1100110011 June 20, 2009

bitch ass party 

A party so bitch ass there are not only bitches but also loads of ass. Welcome to the party you little shit.
We’re gonna throw a bitch ass party at our Air BnB and raid the medicine cabinets.
bitch ass party by yeetskeetmelbel November 22, 2019

ass party varsity 

A porn video consisting of fat band geeks fucking in a circle
The clarinets got together and watched Ass Party Varsity last night.

also: Junior Ass Party Varsity
Ass whoopings
Lil boy getting ass party by his mama on fortnite
ass party by RaccReforged October 21, 2025

weird ass party

(wîrd)(ás)(pärté)
n. pl. weird ass par·ties
def: A social gathering for pleasure or amusement, focusing on or celebrating the strange or otherwise out of the ordinary; rectum, behind, bum, rump, gluteus maximus, dumper or posterior.
The conjoined fetus twins had a weird ass party before they were surgically separated.
weird ass party by Buffalo Pockets December 9, 2012
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