Patty ass

A person who, when chores obviously have to be done, contributes nothing and sits on his or her ass. Most apt when the person is among others who are pitching in to help.

"Did Deb help you out in the kitchen today?"
"No. She just sat around drinking coffee being a Patty ass."

by forcryeye! February 13, 2010

pre-ketchup

The watery junk that often first comes out of plastic ketchup bottles.

Better shake that up or you'll get all that pre-ketchup on your burger.

by forcryeye! February 07, 2010