ass muppet

a clueless, bothersome imp of a person

Chris has done so much meth, he's turned into a complete ass muppet. I wish he'd stop.

by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006

Ass Muppet

A person with unoriginal ideas, seemingly willing for anyone to stick a hand up their ass and make them their puppet. Ass Muppet.

"Bobby won't make up his mind, he's being an ass muppet."

"That was so lame, quit being an ass muppet."

by kermy d fiend May 18, 2004

Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet

“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppet ‘ last night

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

ass-muppet

(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.

(1) "I'll wipe my ass with your face, you fucking ass-muppet."

by ProjectSOBER April 5, 2003

ass-muppet

A complete and total loser who spends his or her days jerking off to anime porn whilst eating potato chips and smearing the grease all over themselves. It is also a fat, lazy fuck with gravy stains all over his or her shirt who watches TV all day.

Clem wouldn't come out his room all day because he was whackin it to DBZ reruns; he is thus an ass-muppet

by DJClue77 May 2, 2006

ass-muppet

Somone who likes to have ass-sex with muppets.

Bert and Ernie are ass-muppets.

by sterling March 1, 2003

asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

by David December 9, 2003