10 definitions by Boinkysploinkey

Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

The wobbly horse

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt

“My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Creamy rimmy

When you pour whipped cream into someone’s asshole and drink it out

“Dude, she drank literal whipped cream in my ass! It was awesome!”

“Dude, she totally gave you a creamy rimmy”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Blow Hole glory hole

The act of shoving your dick in a marine animal e.g dolphins or whales blow hole

Shoving yo dick in a whales blow hole. The Blow Hole Glory Hole

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Connect-a-thot

When you ring up multiple phone sex operators and make them all talk to each other

“Instead of prank calls last night, Jamie and I played Connect-A-Thot”

“Dude, that sounds so fun”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Green ween

When you stuff weed into your dick hole and have a girl proceed to light the top part of the weed and smoke your penis

“I gave this dude a green ween”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Volcano packet

When you rip off the tip of a man’s penis and watch the blood spurt out

“Wow, bro I can’t believe she volcano packeted you!”

“Yeah man, she ripped it clean off”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022