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ass mousse 

When dried semen gets stuck in an untrimmed ass hair.
"My friend said her crack was itchy because her ass mousse dried around her thong"
ass mousse by Poundcakes January 17, 2017
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VERB: To persist in frequent and demanding follow-up, as frequently with software project management, and in such a way as to create acute and gnawing pain in the ass. Not as insistent as badgering.
I will ass mouse you until you can't take it any more and do what you said you were going to do.
ass mouse by leschaps June 15, 2009
A prototype yo-yo once used as entertainment during the civil war, but now donated to most poor as hell schools in the united states.
"Dude1: Hurry your slow ass up! Click that link! You can win the game!"

Dude2: Shut the hell up, i can't do anything with this ass mouse!!"
ass mouse by Guitartang December 19, 2008

Mousey Ass 

Level of bitch, a new version of Karen, AKA Erin.
Erin's Mousey Ass attitude once again bitching up a storm and annoying Daniel
Mousey Ass by anonymous October 7, 2020

mickey mouse dat ass 

The act of sticking your thumb in her ass making her make that “huh ohhh” sound
Keisha ass was too fat had to Mickey Mouse dat ass

Moussa Fat Ass 

a guy that has a fat, juicy, thick, succulent, and abnormally large ass.
Moussa has a huge Moussa Fat Ass.
Moussa Fat Ass by anonymous February 12, 2023

Assmouse Cheesepants 

One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.
Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.
Assmouse Cheesepants by Nigwar October 28, 2006
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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