2 definitions by leschaps

ass mouse

VERB: To persist in frequent and demanding follow-up, as frequently with software project management, and in such a way as to create acute and gnawing pain in the ass. Not as insistent as badgering.

I will ass mouse you until you can't take it any more and do what you said you were going to do.

by leschaps June 16, 2009

steak rocket

Particularly well-formed feces, associated particularly with a satisfying mid-day bowel movement.

I gotta go to crap canaveral and launch a steak rocket.

by leschaps June 30, 2006