Definitions by Nigwar

Assmouse Cheesepants 

One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.

Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.

Assmouse Cheesepants by Nigwar October 28, 2006

Nigwar 

The white version of a black mans greeting of "Nigga"

Ken: What up nigwar!
Larry: Dude..you're so white.

Nigwar by Nigwar October 28, 2006