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Ass Bear 

1. A douche bag

2. A flaming homosexual

3. A bear coming out of your ass
1. That ass bear stole my money! imma fuck him up!

2. TJ: Man, Josh is such an ass bear, he came onto me yesterday
Josh: WTF you say bitch?
TJ: what? when i say somethin? dont kill me....
Josh: thats what i thought ass bear

3:That ass bear scared the shit out of me... i was takin a shit, and it growled... and it was furry...
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Kherse Gonde (Big Ass Bear) 

A pejorative used by Iranian parents (specially Iranian fathers) to condescend their young sons (typically between 8 to 15 years old) that implies uselessness and lack of responsibility and mobility. It also insinuates a big physique (fat shaming of some sorts).

Even the most gallant and qualified young males are victimized in such fashion because there is no real judgment and assessment behind its utterance and merely arises when parents are frustrated and enraged due to other aspects of life which are totally irrelevant to the poor child.
In English it somewhat translates to "Big Ass Bear".
Mom: "Shall we buy Benyamin some Pofak on the way home?"
Dad: "I don't buy shit for this Kherse Gonde (Big Ass Bear). He better move out as soon or I'd beat his ass."

build a bear ass nigga 

a clown ass nigga who waits hand and foot on females because they have no game. having no game has left them feeling like the only way to get a woman to like them is to light candles and serenade them like with brian mcknight or some shit. they go out every day w/ a "happy to help you with that ma'am" badge on their sleeves (credit victor), ready to inconvenience themselves to any extent for a females attention, and still go home without getting their dick sucked.

polar bear ass

A white girl with a Big Ass and by Ass I mean Ass, because some white girls out there have big Asses!!
polar bear ass by UCR17 June 26, 2008

bear ass 

Look at Josh over there in the shower, he has such a bear ass.
bear ass by BarnManagement April 19, 2005

Gummy Bear Ass Nigga 

Grizzly: Can I get you anything? You need some more water anything you need i gotchu.

Barry: You a gummy bear ass nigga

Momma Bear Ass 

An ass that's not too big, and not too small, It's just right. Alternatively, it could be the ass of an older attractive woman. Possibly that of a soccer mom.
Bill: "Did you see that momma bear ass?"
Ted: "I'd like to warm THAT porridge!"
Momma Bear Ass by SkyGuy069 June 18, 2023