Assbear
A terd so big and mean it rips your ass on the way out then growls back at you from the toilet water.
Assbear by Ross and Chiu May 14, 2005
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Assbear
You gotta go hard and you are holding it inside you for a long time, and finally you finda toilet, go in, sit down, and expect that wave of relief to shudder through you... but you only let one HUGE one rip.
And your anus burns for hours after that.
And your anus burns for hours after that.
Assbear
the shit left over after u wipe ur ass. It will eventually cause a canserous tumor on ur left testicle and cause u to piss out a purplish ooze and give u cravings of FLESH and humens fetus'.
Assbear by Jesse Werk May 8, 2005
assbeater420
Assbeater420 was more than a friend. A partner. A gamer. A chad. Every night I go to bed crying thinking off this horrible loss. Please bring him back. God have mercy on your soul for Allah is regretting your existence. #Justice4AssBeater420 #BlackLivesMatter
bro1:assbeater420 truly was a legend
bro2: yea he was im sad he is gone now
bro1: :sadcowboy:
bro2: did you just say colon sad cowboy colon ?
bro1:wipes forehead
bro2: dont wipe my forhead
bro2: yea he was im sad he is gone now
bro1: :sadcowboy:
bro2: did you just say colon sad cowboy colon ?
bro1:wipes forehead
bro2: dont wipe my forhead
assbeater420 by sniperfoxeh August 11, 2020
AssEar
End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.
AssEar by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019
Asswear
The wearing of an automobile seat in which the driver's rear has worn the seat due excessive usage over long periods of time.
I didn't want to buy that car because the front seat had excessive asswear on the driver's side seat.