ass assassain

someone or something that rapes/assassinates asses when the person or thing is not looking

Tom is such an ass assassain,did you see him just assassinate Jon on the playground today.

ass assassain by Ryan Bates December 23, 2008

ass assassin

one who farts upon others with extreme potency, causing bodily harm to the victim

Dude, you're an ass assassin, steve is knocked out from your last fart.

ass assassin by atown86 December 25, 2007

ass assassin

A ninja or martial arts trained citizen who usually preforms assasinations on the anus of other men or women for money.

he hired him for an ass assasination
his ass was cut by an ass assasin
jason wheeler is a fagtoast

ass assassin by Richard October 4, 2003

ass assassin

a flaming homosexual

"ahh look at those ass assassin!! fucking sick"

ass assassin by dave January 9, 2003

ass assassin

A well-endowed gay man who knows how to thoroughly destroy an anus and get the victim to ask for more.

Porn star Jeff Stryker is a well-documented ass assassin.

ass assassin by Smarty_Pantz March 15, 2011

ass assasin 

Typically a faggot who's whole purpose in life is to bugger some poor young homo in the bunghole for his own selfish
satisfaction.

That Todd, he's nothing but an ass assasin. All he wants to do is plunge his pole into poor Jimmy's tight hamster tunnel.

ass assasin by off the wall sicko March 19, 2010

Ass assassinate 

To perform anal sex.

Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?

Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.

Boy A: What happened?

Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.

Ass assassinate by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011