asphyxicake
The scheduling for this project is so absurd, I don't know what to do other than asphyxicake myself.
asphyxicake by fdfdcfdfdfictifire August 13, 2019
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asphyxiated
asphyxiated by brittany aesthetic May 1, 2007
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asphyxiate
To strangle or otherwise constrict the flow of oxygen to the vital organs, eventually causing death.
Invented by the Sir the Third Earl of Asphyxiate, esquire.
Invented by the Sir the Third Earl of Asphyxiate, esquire.
asphyxiate by bone squid January 25, 2005
Asphyxiate the poultry
There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.
Asphyxiate the poultry by Christobon August 8, 2014
Asphyxiate the Unicorn
Larry's daughter was upset when he said he wanted to asphyxiate the unicorn, as she loved unicorns. She was more upset when she realized what he meant, and he started doing it front of her while playing xbox.
Asphyxiate the Unicorn by UrbanD1CKtionary February 21, 2011
asphyxiwanker
We knew who he supported he was a asphyxiwanker...
asphyxiwanker by Westhamdickie May 29, 2016
asphyxiated turtle head
pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
asphyxiated turtle head by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010
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