Definitions by Christobon
Asphyxiate the poultry
There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.
Asphyxiate the poultry by Christobon August 8, 2014
Mr nasty time
It is when a man becomes horny and wants his woman to pleasure him, or he just wants to hit that ass.
Also a word used in a out of the blue outburst to alert others among a group of guys when a hot girl is spotted by one of them. The meaning in this situation is the person with the outburst would like to get freak nasty with the woman.
When properly pronounced the words are to be recited in a higher pitched tone with a Ebonic accent.
Also a word used in a out of the blue outburst to alert others among a group of guys when a hot girl is spotted by one of them. The meaning in this situation is the person with the outburst would like to get freak nasty with the woman.
When properly pronounced the words are to be recited in a higher pitched tone with a Ebonic accent.
example 1:
Baby I'm home and its Mr Nasty Time!!!
example 2:
Damn look at that chick, Mr nasty time!!!
Baby I'm home and its Mr Nasty Time!!!
example 2:
Damn look at that chick, Mr nasty time!!!
Mr nasty time by Christobon January 14, 2008
log splitter
refers to when a man is putting his penis into an anus, usually referring to homosexual sex. The penis is possibly in the anus splitting turds/logs in half as it penetrates. It does not have to be a homosexual act, the man can split the logs of a woman as well.
#1 Have you seen John and Bryan lately?
#2 No, have you?
#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.
#2 No, have you?
#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.
log splitter by Christobon January 8, 2008
mexican fish bowl
When a dirty slut has multiple men ejaculate in her mouth in a single sexual experience, the slut must be able to not swollow until after the last seahorse has been evacuated from the final contestants testies.
Man, Sally is such a hot looking slut, we should get her drunk one night and give her a mexican fish bowl.
mexican fish bowl by Christobon January 7, 2008
feed the kitten
Man, my womans on her period and I'm so horney I think my balls are gonna explode. I can't wait to feed the kitten once it stops bleeding.
feed the kitten by Christobon January 7, 2008
kitten
A nicely trimmed vagina. The area cannot be over grown with foliage, if it is then it is sometimes referred to as the lions den.
We went out to the strip club the other night and damn... there were some fine looking pieces in there. This one chick came up and put her kitten right on the bridge of my nose!
kitten by Christobon January 7, 2008
lions den
A scary place, if you are entering one take great precaution. A double rap is highly recommended. A vagina with enormous amounts of foliage, possibly even migrating onto the inner thigh area. But sometimes this area can be one of the safest to explore, it is possible this cave has never been spelunked and the owner is unfamiliar with proper upkeep and preperation of the carpeted entrance.
I hooked up with this Arabian chick last night and man, I had trouble munching on that lions den, I had to put on a miners helmet to find the wetspot.
lions den by Christobon January 7, 2008