Choking the chicken

Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"

Example; Yo, what's up man?

Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?

W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U

Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.

by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018

Choking the chicken

In that Chinese girls home in Stree Fighter 2 there is a guy choking a chicken in the background.

Is that old man choking his chicken?

by Elitist January 1, 2004

Choking the chicken

well there was this chicken named mike who lived a normal chicken life untill he had his head cut off. Despite the decapitation mike was able to lead a pretty normal life for 18 months untill he finally choked to death.

Although tragic i think it may explain the saying.

Maybe not.

Choking+Chicken=choking the chicken

by arzoo October 18, 2006

Choking the chicken

When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.

Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door

by wankachicken December 17, 2019

choking the chicken

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny

Donny

by G April 11, 2003

Choke the Chicken

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.

I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.

by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007

choking the chicken

too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.

I like to toss off a batch of orphans when I am horned up.

by Big Jim and the Twins May 1, 2003