asofa

Asofa is handsome guy with awesome eyes and charismatic vibes.

Asofa, i love you

asofa by anonymous November 22, 2021

ASSFAGGOTS 

An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.

John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.

ASSFAGGOTS by Without Me September 23, 2020

asdfasd 

What you type on Google to check if your internet connection works

Little Timmy wrote "asdfasd" on the address bar and noticed his internet was down.

asdfasd by Jj-surf May 29, 2016

Asfandyar Mufti 

Reincarnation of a legendary Iranian hero, he walks among us today, shining his brilliance and charisma to all whom he interacts with. It is rumored that his power level is so great that it broke Vegeta's power level reader in a single glance. He will do great things in life.

Man 1: Yo, was that Asfandyar Mufti?!?
Man 2: I dunno yo, but my power level reader broke!!

Asfandyar Mufti by jtodawan November 14, 2011

Ashface 

An otherworldy being that became human to transform and evolve our various art forms. She specializes in healing methods and the creation of beauty and meaningful art. She crafts masterpieces in order to anchor a higher level of conscious understanding for the humans. Her physical appearance shines with the illustrious glow of her thoughts, passion and creativity that push the boundaries of human expression.

Human: "Wow, this world is so doomed."
Earthling: "Don't worry, sunflowers grow here!"
Human: "What do you mean?"
Earthling: "It means that this planet is protected and has been marked
for accelerated evolution. It means that Ashface is here."

Ashface by followtheclouds_ February 28, 2015

Assface Syndrome 

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.

Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.

Assface Syndrome by High Hiter October 6, 2018

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

Wow!! you hit six!! you must just as bored as I was when writing this.

What if i just search asdf and keep adding on to it until i don't get a result?? My record is Asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf!!

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf by Maskedchaos September 16, 2018