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asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

Wow!! you hit six!! you must just as bored as I was when writing this.
What if i just search asdf and keep adding on to it until i don't get a result?? My record is Asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf!!
Words you can keep

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How many ASDF s does it take for no searches on google to show up you ask?

Look no more, on a bored night, as I'd run out of material on Pornhub to masturbate so I mashed the asdf key in frustration. I then realized that there were definitions up to 7 asdfs, so I asked how many does it take to run out lol please kill me. So i did I started by saying "asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfnopleasereallykillmeinolongerwanttoexistasdasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf" and it worked!
Hopefully, literarily never used as an example. asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf 

When bored you type in "asdf" tons of times, thus giving you
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf is made up of 7 asdf's.
Me (thinking in my head): I'm bored, lets find something on Google

Me (thinking in my head): Okay, asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

Me (thinking in my head): Dammit nothing came up...

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfas 

The word you type when you want to test your internet, or when you're bored
adfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadfasdf

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

When your board and need to twich your finger on your key board.
"I'm so board," it then processes to type "asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf"

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf 

Literally just so god damn bored so I asked myself... what can I define today
So here you go men & women} enjoy my [boredom
just slam your pecker on the keyboard and you'll get asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf 

You hit 12! that is twice the longest one I could find.
hey we have a test tomorrow!
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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