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Ashface 

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An otherworldy being that became human to transform and evolve our various art forms. She specializes in healing methods and the creation of beauty and meaningful art. She crafts masterpieces in order to anchor a higher level of conscious understanding for the humans. Her physical appearance shines with the illustrious glow of her thoughts, passion and creativity that push the boundaries of human expression.
Human: "Wow, this world is so doomed."
Earthling: "Don't worry, sunflowers grow here!"
Human: "What do you mean?"
Earthling: "It means that this planet is protected and has been marked
for accelerated evolution. It means that Ashface is here."
Ashface by followtheclouds_ February 28, 2015
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Ashface 

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A person who exudes confidence. An original human being who only spreads positivity...Often misunderstood, but loved to no end. Those who dislike/mock her are just envious of her personality and her ability to stand out without care of judgement. Someone who embraces their true nature, their love for creativity and love itself.

Find her online and read her amazing website dedicated to making the world a better place and making people smile.
"Hey look at this rock I just found."
"oh cool, that's actually a gem!"

"I'ma call it "Ashface""
Ashface by JLFoo October 19, 2012

Ashface 

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A brave soul that has survived tremendous cruelty whose spirit cannot be extinguished. The embodiment of the immortal phoenix in a person who has a face that poetically proclaims "In the ashes we will grow."
"She gave me a fierce glance, her eyes reflecting the wisdom of having been through hell and back"
"Whoa, she gave you the Ashface"
Ashface by Nirry February 19, 2015

Ashface 

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A person who has a very pale complexion and extremely dark circles under their eyes. Ashfaces commonly wear large amounts of makeup to balance their features, resulting in even more obvious asfacity.
Did you see that hot girl I was talking to last night?
Dude, she was a total ashface
Ashface by jamesarmenti March 11, 2008

Ashface 

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A person who has a very pale complexion and extremely dark circles under their eyes. Ashfaces commonly wear large amounts of makeup to balance their features, resulting in even more obvious asfacity.
Did you see that hot girl I was talking to last night?
Dude, she was a total ashface
Ashface by jamesarmenti March 10, 2008

Ashface 

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A person who has a very pale complexion and extremely dark circles under their eyes. Ashfaces commonly wear large amounts of makeup to balance their features, resulting in even more obvious asfacity.
Did you see that hot girl I was talking to last night?
Dude, she was a total ashface
Ashface by jamesarmenti March 12, 2008

Assface Syndrome 

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(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
Assface Syndrome by High Hiter October 6, 2018
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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