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asassynate

The act of savagely being sassy towards another hoping to walk and strut away with a personal endeavor of satisfaction.
After Miranda called Ashley a weak ass bitch, Ashley took off her earing and knew it was time to asassynate Miranda.
by Sharkbait0018 December 6, 2016
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consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".
*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.
by Can Doghlan May 29, 2008
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assassinate the toilet

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.
by Reaper118us March 19, 2010
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assassinate

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transitive verb

to murder (esp. a politically important or prominent person) by surprise attack, usually for payment or from zealous belief
to harm or ruin (someone's reputation, etc.), as by slander, vilification, etc.
- your mission is too asses....assiss...assas...TO KILL A GUY (top gun version)

Powerful people fear that someone will try to assassinate them.
by Noka November 19, 2007
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Assassynate

To viciously insult, cut down, or thoroughly dismiss someone in a highly camp, outrageous, and bitchy manner.
Shantay: "Did you see her new Manolo Blahnik's?"

Devyn: "Uh-huuuh..."

Shantay: "Bitch looks like she got 2 dead Liberace poodles stuck to her feet!"

Devyn: "Damn! Girl just got assassynated!"
by jamtoast January 12, 2011
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Assasinate

a sexual reference.
when a man's friend is hiding in the closet maturbating while he's having sex. when the friend is about to come he runs out of the closet and shoots his load on the girl.
Assasinate: My boy Ben assinated Keri last night.
by brittaney May 5, 2007
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Ass assassinate

Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?

Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.

Boy A: What happened?

Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011
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