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Don't bother wasting your time with those artles.
by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010
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Armless Hitch Hiker

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021
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Arthesians

This is a "New" word being used by African Americans, rather than being called "Black or African Americans or Mixed Race or the "N" Word"

"Arthesians: 1) American people born and genetically developed from multiple races, who are of multiple shades and skin tones. 2) People of color, descendants of Indians, Africans, Caucasians and all other races born in American. 3) Generations of people born in America that has evolved from a melting pot of multiple races.

America, nor the genetic ethnic culture of the American people are the same people of the founders and developers of this country. There has never been a vote by the people to what identify is appropriate, from generation to generation, the identify was just forced into the minds of young and old people.

It is my intention to seek a identity change for Blacks/African Americans that bring dignity to their identity "Arthesians". We are not Colored, Black or African. The first time our identified from Negro, Colored to Black was in the 60'. After the organization of the "Black Panthers" and desegregated in the Southern states; Mr. James Brown, published a song "I am Black and Proud". Then all "Colored people start referring themselves as "Black". Mr. Jessie Jackson in 1987, after a video game had degrading content about "Black people" changed blacks identity to "African-Americans".
Arthesians

Charles, your race identity have changed again, your race was once called Colored, then Black, to African-American and now, you are being identified as an "Arthesian". Wow, "Arthesian" does sound better than any of the previous identities. The word "Arthesian" seem to eradicate "Color", I am impressed!
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Ron Artest

1.going absoultely crazy when slightly provoked by others.
Do not throw a beer at me sir, or i'll Ron Artest your ass!
by brandon November 20, 2004
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armless John

When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.
C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!
by mconhero April 8, 2009
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droopy-eyed armless children

someone who is feeble and/or a lightweight.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC News about his drug use.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children
by theFishPillow March 27, 2011
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Artest Mode

Being in a state where everything is unexpectedly and unreasonably difficult. Originally coined upon the observation that Ron Artest unexpectedly dominates everyone in NBA Jam.
Mike has three projects, two papers, two presentations, and five exams before next Tuesday. Looks like he's playing life on Artest Mode this week.
by Faeomm December 8, 2010
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