artested 

To be beat down, badly. Ron Artest was suspended for assaulting a fan.

"Yo, I punched the guy like 5 times and he was out"
"haha, he got artested"

artested by Mr. Frosty March 11, 2005

artested 

to get what you deserve for throwing water at/confronting a 6'7 260lb man (or just being unlucky enough to sit next to that guy); P.S. Ron Artest never had, made, or plans to make a rap album. He was promoting an R&B group he doesn't perform in.

When Ron slugged that fat pistons fan who got buck in the face, or the time Jermaine O'Neal comes in out of nowhere and clocks a guy in the head.

artested by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

artested 

Instead of going to jail for fighting with fans in the league David Stern gives you the year off to work on your much anticipated rap album.

For his fight in the stans the player was artested for the remainder of the season.

artested by A-Hart November 22, 2004

Artested 

Bullied; Habitually cruel or overbearing, especially to smaller people. Thug, Ruffian, Aggressively forceful, intimidating.

The power forwarded artested the guard in the low post.

Artested by Peter B. Oliver June 20, 2006

Arrested Development 

1) The best show you never saw. The Emmy Award winning show which survived for about two and a third seasons before being cancelled by Fox. Failed due to being far too smart for a mass audience who would rather watch Pamela Anderson "act" on Stacked.
2) Any act of getting completely screwed despite undeniable skills.

1) Fox jumped the shark when they gave the "Arrested Development" timeslot to "Prison Break."

2) When Michael Bluth was repeatedly passed over in favor of his amusing, inept, "illusionist" brother, Gob for leadership of the Bluth Compay, he was given the AD treatment.

Arrested Development by tacostacos December 28, 2005

arrested development 

IMO, the funniest and most well written show on TV.
Buy the DVD's to fully grasp the greatness of this show.

From Arrested Development:
"Lucille: Well, apparently, mood-altering medication leads to street drugs. That's what this very handsome young doctor said on the Today Show.
Michael: That was Tom Cruise, the actor.
Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist..."
(if you don't get the above quote, don't bother watching the show)

arrested development by EolGul October 10, 2005

Arrested Development 

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space

Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!

Arrested Development by jb April 27, 2004