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to make bold statements without any evidence to back them up
Stop Artest'ing the facts. Shut up.
artest by anon232 August 31, 2008
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to make bold statements without any evidence to back them up
Stop doing an Artest
artest by anon232 May 11, 2006

Artest Mode 

Being in a state where everything is unexpectedly and unreasonably difficult. Originally coined upon the observation that Ron Artest unexpectedly dominates everyone in NBA Jam.
Mike has three projects, two papers, two presentations, and five exams before next Tuesday. Looks like he's playing life on Artest Mode this week.
Artest Mode by Faeomm December 8, 2010

Ron Artest 

1.going absoultely crazy when slightly provoked by others.
Do not throw a beer at me sir, or i'll Ron Artest your ass!
Ron Artest by brandon November 20, 2004

Ron Artest 

To totally flip out and start beating on people, especially pasty white guys.
*bump*
"oh sorry about that"
"RON ARTEST,!"*flips out*
"OH GOD!"
Ron Artest by David Stern December 17, 2004

Ron Artest 

An Indiana Pacers forward who, although he is one of the best defenders in the leauge and can drop 20+ points a night, screws up the pacers chances of a title every year with his childish antics.
Bob: that guy threw a cup at me!

Bill: Lets not pull a Ron Artest, it was just a cup
Ron Artest by who needs to know January 2, 2006

Ron Artest 

To spastically beat the shit out of random people.. ESPECIALLY anybody that gives you the crazy eye. (See Eddie Griffith in "The New Guy"

You know where this one comes from...
Did you see that mufucka go Ron Artest on that foo? DAYUM!!!
Ron Artest by Pinky :-) January 21, 2005
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