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Trans Am

Best. Muscle Car. Ever.

Ricer: *FARRRT* TYPE SH HONDA PRELUDE
Me: Um... '93 TA... 5.7L v8 6speed?
Ricer: SO WHAT, I HAVE A 20ft WING ON MY CAR, and a COFFEE CAN!!!
*Light turns green*
Me: *gone*
Ricer: omfg my cold air intake didnt bring me over 110 HP!!!!

by Brandon October 13, 2004

Cracker

A person with at least three generations of Floridian ancestry from one or both sides of the family. It originated from the few groups of people that lived in Florida before proper settlements began, when men would herd cows through the miles and miles of palmetto bushes, cracking their whips to keep the herd moving in the right direction.

"Those crackers are crazy; heardin' cows through miles of palmettos?"

by Brandon December 10, 2004

REMOF

REtarded MOther F*cker

Wow, that guy is a REMOF.

by Brandon March 12, 2004

Donnie Darko

A very good movie, one of my favorites. Has to do with Donnie being plagued with vision of Frank the bunny. Frank the bunny is a ghost from the future? haha and he saved Donnie from being killed by a plane engine that hit his room. THen Frank tells him the world will end in 28 days and a bunch of precise minutes and hours. Theres alot of good shit in this movie about time travel, destiny, love, and just the shittyness of the world which anyone can relate to. Anyone who doesnt like this movie missed all the intelligence held within, its a puzzle. Even the fucking website is a puzzle.

why are you wearing that stupid man suit

by Brandon September 14, 2004

To Pull A Mike

While Dating Some One, Pine Over Some One Else

Bob "Pulled a Mike" as he watched the waitress serve his and his girlfriend's table.

by Brandon December 14, 2004

critter

A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.

Look at the critter trapped underneath that bridge.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

half

its a half an ounce of bud, or 14 grams. usually sells for $150, just make sure you dont get caught with that shit or itll become a federal case and youll get screwed for distribution, otherwise its a good deal cuz your practically payin $10 a dub, allowing you to make $280 on it

Nick just comped a half ounce that hes gonna sell to buy an ounce.

by brandon May 13, 2005