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Asthmatic-Hitler

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.
Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

David: Sucks man..

Arthletic 

Someone who has arthritis and is athletic.
"Uncle Joey is frequently arthletic" stated Trey.
Arthletic by Johnatan Doe November 30, 2018

Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer 

A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.
Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?

Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!

arithmatic 

You're a dumbass who can't spell arithmetic.
You meant to do a search for arithmetic, not "arithmatic", you moron.
arithmatic by Cixelsid September 19, 2009

arithmaticionopiakeripeonlasioususackersonaperithmeonrasissleoepeonjarrithonkasapotusiousoerithionosouras 

arith-matic-eon-opia-kerip-eon-las-e-o-sus-ack-er-so-na-per-ith-me-on-ra-siss-l-o-e-pee-on-jar-ith-on-ka-sa-po-tus-e-us-o-er-eth-e-on-o-saurus: the only reason this word exists is to be the longest and hardest to pronounce
arithmaticionopiakeripeonlasioususackersonaperithmeonrasissleoepeonjarrithonkasapotusiousoerithionosouras is the longest word

Char-asthmatic 

Someone who is charming in a nerdy way
"How was your date with Jim"
"He is a dork but he is very char-asthmatic"
Char-asthmatic by Hoco21 December 17, 2017