Arteta
The future of football. One of the greatest minds in football covered with one of the greatest haircuts. The only thing more perfect than his haircut is his football philosophy.
Arteta by MagicMartinpele December 3, 2020
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Mikel Arteta
The man who is mostly supported for the fact he put out the cones for Pep Guardiola. He makes terrible decisions but people still somehow trust him to do the right thing when he has the tactical knowledge of wet cabbage.
Mikel Arteta by AFC_Nick May 27, 2021
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Artetasexual • Arteta • Artetainment • Artetataliban • Mikel Arteta • The Arteta • Areta • arieta • Arbeta • aretta
Mikel Arteta
Mikel Arteta by Hahjaajaiai June 14, 2023
Mikel Arteta
Mikel Arteta by Hahjaajaiai June 14, 2023
The Arteta
The Arteta by anonymous October 4, 2025
Areta
Areta is hard working, dedicated and passionate. Challenges the thoughts and behaviours of others and has high standards. Not easily decieved and has zero tolerance for those who judge, gossip and belittle others. Family orientated, committed and over protective. At times may be hard to please but is loving in nature. Music is an essential component to enjoying life therefore likes to entertain yet will happily curl up with a good book!
Areta by Spanish guitar February 7, 2010
Artetasexual
A person with a losers mentality and who supports arteta at Arsenal football club over winning . In some rare cases of Artetasexuality can cause severe delusion.
Artetasexual by 18.1818 March 6, 2021
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