Arteta

The future of football. One of the greatest minds in football covered with one of the greatest haircuts. The only thing more perfect than his haircut is his football philosophy.

Pep Guardiola should stick to laying cones for Arteta

by MagicMartinpele December 3, 2020

Mikel Arteta

The man who is mostly supported for the fact he put out the cones for Pep Guardiola. He makes terrible decisions but people still somehow trust him to do the right thing when he has the tactical knowledge of wet cabbage.

I back Mikel Arteta. COYG TRUST THE PROCESS
So you want mid-table mediocrity, Jim?

by AFC_Nick May 27, 2021

Mikel Arteta

The Biggest Bottlejob Ever :
2021-22 : Bottled The Top 4
2022-23 : Bottled The Title

Man 1 : Describe Mikel Arteta
Man2 : The Biggest Bottler Ever

by Hahjaajaiai June 14, 2023

The Arteta

Starting on top and finishing second.

He was surprised his partner pulled The Arteta and somehow finished before him.

by anonymous October 4, 2025

Mikel Arteta

Biggest Bottlejob Ever :
2021-22 : Bottled The Top 4
2022-23 : Bottled The Title

Man1 : Describe Mikel Arteta
Man2 : Biggest Bottler Ever

by Hahjaajaiai June 14, 2023