arsenwipen 

Mock German phrase denoting a person of questionable character.

I would not believe a single word he says, he is a real arsenwipen.

arsenwipen by Mastermac64 October 18, 2020

arsewipe 

A person who is not worth anything to you. The only thing he/she is good for is to wipe your arse on

Ricky is an arse wipe

arsewipe by Anonymous June 28, 2003

arsewipe 

An Australia term meaning a thoroughly worthless person, a real bastard.

1. You know that Ted bloke?...what an arsewipe.

arsewipe by Dee Cee 66 March 29, 2009

arsewipe 

The correct way of spelling what Americans spell 'asswipe'.

Toilet paper.

An anoying person.

A way of describing being let down

"You stupid yank, its spelt arsewipe not asswipe."

"Gimme that newspaper mate, I need an asswipe."

"I think he's an arsewipe."

"Awwww no! That is such an arse wipe."

arsewipe by DirtyHead February 15, 2004

arsewipe 

"One who is stupid, dangerous, ignorant, or generally annoying, lazy, insensitive, callous, uncaring or just has bad breath. A person who causes friction or anger and stress among friends or strangers"

also:

One who wipes arses;

also:

The actual tissue paper used to wipe said arse;

"That guy, he's some stunned...(as in not very bright) He's a stunned arse." - about someone who is not very bright.

"Stunned as me Arse" - someone really, really stupid

"Ya F***ing Arsewipe"...- said firmly and aggressively by a cyclist to a uncaring driver who has just cut him or her off.

"Don't be an arsewipe..." - said to your friend who won't share food, beer or smokes.

"Do it yourself, ya lazy arsewipe" - said to someone who has to to something and asks someone else to do it for them instead.

arsewipe by master_bog January 10, 2009

Arsewiping Service

When someone calls in to get you to do something for them that they can easily manage themselves but can't be bothered to do it!

Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!

Arsewiping Service by Flash-collector June 7, 2019

capitalist arsewipe 

Someone whose world is entirely concerned with making more money and therefore obtaining more power and influence over others. Their short-term interest is personal gratification, at the expense of improving the environment, humanity and societal progression. Being conscience-free, Capitalist Arsewipes have essentially destroyed a sense of collective responsibility in society, and reduced it to a shallow, money-making circus.

The town was a community -spirited place until some Capitalist Arsewipe came along , demolished the ancient woodland, and built 10,000 houses without amenities.

capitalist arsewipe by tiny winters June 24, 2016