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A person who is not worth anything to you. The only thing he/she is good for is to wipe your arse on
by Anonymous June 28, 2003
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Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.
Its brutally cold outside this morning so be sure you're Bundled Like Bernie!
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a.To wipe ones arse, ass, bottom, exterior.
b.Also as a term of insult
a. I have had a poo, I need a good arse wipe
b. Your a complete fucking arse wipe
by Gary Ledsham August 11, 2003
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An Australia term meaning a thoroughly worthless person, a real bastard.
1. You know that Ted bloke?...what an arsewipe.
by Dee Cee 66 March 27, 2009
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adjective; describing someone as something with which on may wipe his arse with.
You're a arse wipe, you are...
by mendoza January 05, 2004
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"One who is stupid, dangerous, ignorant, or generally annoying, lazy, insensitive, callous, uncaring or just has bad breath. A person who causes friction or anger and stress among friends or strangers"

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One who wipes arses;

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The actual tissue paper used to wipe said arse;
"That guy, he's some stunned...(as in not very bright) He's a stunned arse." - about someone who is not very bright.

"Stunned as me Arse" - someone really, really stupid

"Ya F***ing Arsewipe"...- said firmly and aggressively by a cyclist to a uncaring driver who has just cut him or her off.

"Don't be an arsewipe..." - said to your friend who won't share food, beer or smokes.

"Do it yourself, ya lazy arsewipe" - said to someone who has to to something and asks someone else to do it for them instead.
by master_bog January 24, 2008
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The correct way of spelling what Americans spell 'asswipe'.

Toilet paper.

An anoying person.

A way of describing being let down
"You stupid yank, its spelt arsewipe not asswipe."

"Gimme that newspaper mate, I need an asswipe."

"I think he's an arsewipe."

"Awwww no! That is such an arse wipe."
by DirtyHead February 15, 2004
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