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arsewipe
arsewipe by Dee Cee 66 March 29, 2009
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arsewipe
The correct way of spelling what Americans spell 'asswipe'.
Toilet paper.
An anoying person.
A way of describing being let down
Toilet paper.
An anoying person.
A way of describing being let down
arsewipe
"One who is stupid, dangerous, ignorant, or generally annoying, lazy, insensitive, callous, uncaring or just has bad breath. A person who causes friction or anger and stress among friends or strangers"
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One who wipes arses;
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The actual tissue paper used to wipe said arse;
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One who wipes arses;
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The actual tissue paper used to wipe said arse;
"That guy, he's some stunned...(as in not very bright) He's a stunned arse." - about someone who is not very bright.
"Stunned as me Arse" - someone really, really stupid
"Ya F***ing Arsewipe"...- said firmly and aggressively by a cyclist to a uncaring driver who has just cut him or her off.
"Don't be an arsewipe..." - said to your friend who won't share food, beer or smokes.
"Do it yourself, ya lazy arsewipe" - said to someone who has to to something and asks someone else to do it for them instead.
"Stunned as me Arse" - someone really, really stupid
"Ya F***ing Arsewipe"...- said firmly and aggressively by a cyclist to a uncaring driver who has just cut him or her off.
"Don't be an arsewipe..." - said to your friend who won't share food, beer or smokes.
"Do it yourself, ya lazy arsewipe" - said to someone who has to to something and asks someone else to do it for them instead.
arsewipe by master_bog January 10, 2009
arsewipe
toilet paper or annoying person
arsewipe
A term of abuse appropriate for calling a sibling in times of uncontrollable OR simply moderate rage.
See also wankstain and cwmgors.
See also wankstain and cwmgors.
arsewipe by britishandworried February 3, 2005
capitalist arsewipe
Someone whose world is entirely concerned with making more money and therefore obtaining more power and influence over others. Their short-term interest is personal gratification, at the expense of improving the environment, humanity and societal progression. Being conscience-free, Capitalist Arsewipes have essentially destroyed a sense of collective responsibility in society, and reduced it to a shallow, money-making circus.
The town was a community -spirited place until some Capitalist Arsewipe came along , demolished the ancient woodland, and built 10,000 houses without amenities.
capitalist arsewipe by tiny winters June 24, 2016
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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