garage condition

The condition that a garage is in as defined by a Smart inventory Clerk.

The garage was in garage condition.

by Flash-collector July 12, 2018

Arsewiping Service

When someone calls in to get you to do something for them that they can easily manage themselves but can't be bothered to do it!

Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!

by Flash-collector June 7, 2019

Riddling

ADJ. A convoluted approach to the sales process, often used in car or house sales. Often involves lying, misdirection and Mictaring.

Done by Riddlers.

He is riddling, he offered full asking now he wants 15k off for asbestos removal.

by Flash-collector June 17, 2019

micta

total fucking victim who panics at the idea of completing anything. Often used to describe an idiot customer.

Look at that fucking micta, he doesn't have a clue.

by Flash-collector July 20, 2018