When someone calls in to get you to do something for them that they can easily manage themselves but can't be bothered to do it!
Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!
by Flash-collector June 07, 2019
ADJ. A convoluted approach to the sales process, often used in car or house sales. Often involves lying, misdirection and Mictaring.
Done by Riddlers.
Done by Riddlers.
by Flash-collector June 17, 2019
The garage was in garage condition.
by Flash-collector July 12, 2018
total fucking victim who panics at the idea of completing anything. Often used to describe an idiot customer.
by Flash-collector July 20, 2018