arsewiper 

An arsewiper is a gay man, who is the giver rather the receiver in a gay relationship. It is the act of masturbating, and at the point of cumming he will ejaculate along the length of his partners arse crack. He will then run his penis up and down the crack. This is often done by young gay men who are working up to full anal. Occasionally they may take turns.

I met a new partner last week who wanted me to roger him on our first date. He was very nervous so I settled for being an arsewiper that night.

arsewiper by pipesucker February 28, 2018

arsewiper 

when you are stuck in an arkward whilst on the toilet an "arsewiper" will be called to finish the creation started

(old man stuck on toilet whilst daughter over)
"honey i'm stuck and i haven't wiped"
"OK,LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO HELP YOU"
comes in wipes arse(arsewiper) and help out

arsewiper by thewoodsterix December 24, 2008

Arsepipe Tapioca 

A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.

While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.

This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!

‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’

Arsepipe Tapioca by Marty the Hat November 12, 2019

arsewipe 

A person who is not worth anything to you. The only thing he/she is good for is to wipe your arse on

Ricky is an arse wipe

arsewipe by Anonymous June 28, 2003

arsetigers 

a spontanious statement of surprise, delight, anger, or anything you want it to mean.

*after stubbing toe* Arsetigers! that fucking hurt

arsetigers by lo, the greebo warrior November 4, 2003

Asswiper 

A person who is a such a kiss up to a boss or bosses they'd go so far as to wipe their bosses ass to show their dedication

"The reason Peter got the promotion over Tom is because Peter is an Asswiper"

Asswiper by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003

arsewipe 

An Australia term meaning a thoroughly worthless person, a real bastard.

1. You know that Ted bloke?...what an arsewipe.

arsewipe by Dee Cee 66 March 29, 2009