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The correct way of spelling what Americans spell 'asswipe'.

Toilet paper.

An anoying person.

A way of describing being let down
"You stupid yank, its spelt arsewipe not asswipe."

"Gimme that newspaper mate, I need an asswipe."

"I think he's an arsewipe."

"Awwww no! That is such an arse wipe."
by DirtyHead February 15, 2004
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Abbreviation of spastic.

Used as an insult.

Used to describe someone who is mad.
"I think your a fucking spako."

"Oh shit! Hes gone spako!"
by DirtyHead February 15, 2004
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