7 definitions by tiny winters
Darren was a total wankstain on the mattress of society; he had no destination, no ambition and zero purpose.
by tiny winters July 13, 2016
Dave was a complete wog at school, and looked like a drowned animal when he got out of the public bath after rugby.
by tiny winters December 22, 2018
John was a total ignoranus when it came to world events and politics; he just spouted propaganda from the media without thinking.
by tiny winters August 12, 2021
Andy was noisily chompsing his way through the egg salad sandwich, and it made me feel sick to hear it.
by tiny winters March 27, 2019
A middle-aged, virginal saddoe who lives on his own and can't get a woman - so he spends his life bodging DIY projects with his chainsaw (or any other over-the-top tool which is inappropriate) to pass the time and give him a sense of power over his life.
Stan was a bloody nuisance as a neighbour. Every Sunday morning this sad twat was in the garden drilling, sawing, cutting , hammering or trimming with some fuckin tool. I want to kill this chainsaw charlie.
by tiny winters July 13, 2016
Someone whose world is entirely concerned with making more money and therefore obtaining more power and influence over others. Their short-term interest is personal gratification, at the expense of improving the environment, humanity and societal progression. Being conscience-free, Capitalist Arsewipes have essentially destroyed a sense of collective responsibility in society, and reduced it to a shallow, money-making circus.
The town was a community -spirited place until some Capitalist Arsewipe came along , demolished the ancient woodland, and built 10,000 houses without amenities.
by tiny winters April 5, 2016
The swiper walked down the road when the nuclear bomb dropped. He didn't notice as he was on facebook.
by tiny winters December 22, 2018