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what you would call a super cute/hot couple. You would only call them armisti if they are total goals.
Awwww, they are so armisti!
armisti by Chug_Dady420 June 16, 2018
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Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm 

Also known as "Creative Reach Algrorithmic Paradigm", or "CRAP", it is the process of an artist progressively moving further away from their artwork. The concept was coined by Australian YouTuber Draw With Jazza
"I started using the Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm strategy to imorove my art skills, and it's really working."
"In order to successfully achieve the Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm, one should use a pole with a sharpie on the end of it"
"The CRAP is crap"

Amistics 

The Study of the choices made by different cultures as to which technologies they would embrace or spurn.
The only reason we haven't already changed our genetic code to be stronger, eliminate nearsightedness or have bigger dicks is not that it can't be done, it is our current Amistics don't allow it.

Root comes from the word Amish. Why do the Amish choose to use roller skates but not cars even though the skates were invented after cars?
Amistics by Mondak May 29, 2015

artistiphism

A common disease found among people who suck dick at drawing, painting, stamping, or any other artistic variation. Sufferers may find themselves sucking dick at one specific type of artistic endeavor, but being not too bad or even good at another. In the worst cases, sufferers just suck dick at everything art-related no matter how much effort they put forth. A very good justification for being fucking terrible at anything art-related. Similar to artistically challenged, just a better excuse.
Person A:"Dude, your photography skills are amazing! But what's that piece of shit painting you created over there?"
Person B: "Don't criticize that, I suffer from partial artistiphism."

Teacher: "Johnny, your work is complete shit. You're getting a D in art class."
Student: "Teacher, you can't give me a D! I suffer from acute artistiphism!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but no matter how much effort you put into art, you will always suck ass dick. You suffer from artistiphism."
artistiphism by pee-223 May 26, 2014

Aristide 

Normally a name given to a Greek guy with dark hair and dark eyes.

"Aristide" guys are rare, but this is for a good thing because they are amazingly hot, nice and lovable!
girl 1: OMG that guy is amazing I'de love to ...
Jess: ... Aristide's MY boyfriend...

girl 1: Ah.
Aristide by mareilsurmauldre January 15, 2011
A generally Greek person who is the best person you can meet and have as a friend. They can be identified by their dark hair and dark eyes. If you ever meet an Aristidis you should keep them close and be friends with them. They will never look down on you or abandon you and be your best friend ever.
Guy 1: Is your name Aristidis?

Aristidis: yes

Guy 1: Be my friend
aristidis by HEHEHEla February 15, 2021

artistic swimming 

Stupid name that fina came up with for synchronized swimming.
Today I saw a bunch of girls in the pool doing artistic swimming.
artistic swimming by smmsmmsmm August 7, 2017
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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