Aristide 

Normally a name given to a Greek guy with dark hair and dark eyes.

"Aristide" guys are rare, but this is for a good thing because they are amazingly hot, nice and lovable!

girl 1: OMG that guy is amazing I'de love to ...
Jess: ... Aristide's MY boyfriend...

girl 1: Ah.

Aristide by mareilsurmauldre January 15, 2011

Aristide 

Weed, Marijuana (not hash)

derived from the former Dictator of Haiti, Jean Bertran Aristide.

Kind of in the cockney vain of slang terms (rhyming with the original term, Aristide-weed)

I went down to the Plaza and I met a couple of fine african gentlemen who were able to introduce me to President Aristide

Aristide by Lou Stenspayce April 1, 2004

aristidis

A generally Greek person who is the best person you can meet and have as a friend. They can be identified by their dark hair and dark eyes. If you ever meet an Aristidis you should keep them close and be friends with them. They will never look down on you or abandon you and be your best friend ever.

Guy 1: Is your name Aristidis?

Aristidis: yes

Guy 1: Be my friend

aristidis by HEHEHEla February 15, 2021

aristideified 

one who becomes compassionate towards others and thereby becomes deified. (based on the ww2 rescuer Aristides Sousa Mendes who became compassionate and later became an icon)

that guy became aristideified after saving the lady from drowning at the beach

aristideified by ari mendel March 11, 2008

aristides 

a laid back beach-bum type who likes pizza and skateboards. It will probably steal your chillskin if you leave it laying around.

Person#1: "someone stole my chillskin!"
Person#2: "That is such an aristides thing to do"

aristides by nottoosure February 4, 2010

Aristides 

A guy who is very overdramatic,he results on past relationships for comfort and has to apologize a lot.He doesn’t like losing friendships and often loses them.He cares about the people he has been vulnerable to and he doesn’t like to lose them.He is a good guy to be around

Person:hey Aristides do u wanna go out?

Aristides by crying baby 18 November 21, 2021

Mr Aristides

A shit pe teacher who decided to come to school in a suit, unbutton it in front of yr 7s and he is gay. Kill yourself simps

dont be a mr aristides

Mr Aristides by your mothers nyash November 20, 2022