armidale 

Armidale is a city in new south wales Australia. It is home to an estimated population of 23,674 people as of June 2015. Armidale was named after 'armadale' on the Isle of Skye in Scotland.

person 1 : Where are you going on holiday this week?

person 2: I'm going to Armidale.

person 1: Oh nice make sure you pack some warm clothes, it gets cold in Armidale.

armidale by Aussiebogan323 June 11, 2017

Armidale High School 

Shit school where all the druggies go and fuck each other on the school grounds then get pregnant

"Oi, you know that school in Armidale where all the druggies go?"

"Yeah man, thats Armidale High School"

Armidale High School by an aussie in australia February 25, 2019

Armidale High School 

Possibly the best school in Armidale, if not the world.
Much better than that other school in Armidale called TAS or something gay like that.

"Hey dude, what school do you go to?"

"Armidale High School"

"Ohhh really? I'm so jealous, i've heard its a pretty sick school"

Armidale High School by asdfghjkl10 March 15, 2009

Armidale Secondary College 

What used to be Armidale High School but now yassified with a few million wasted taxpayer dollars. This is where 1000 vape addicted kids go to get half an education and lasting trauma, the actual smart ones just drop out and become tradies

The fights are so bad that this “state of the art education facility” was put on 9 news as the most dangerous school in Australia. There’s barely any teachers since the kids left them traumatised (one was put in a nursing home) and the ones with the balls to stay aren’t even paid enough to afford the overpriced pies from the canteen. Good luck surviving if you go here lol

Josh: I heard that two yr 8 girls from ASC got pregnant
Marie: Yeah they’re the same ones that sold me weed behind the tanks on the oval
Josh: Damn, wasn’t there a lockdown when they had a massive punch up with those guys in yr 7?
Marie: Yeah they were the same ones, I think they’ve dropped out to be full time 16 year old mums now

Josh: Wow, Armidale Secondary College is really the best school ever!!

Armidale Secondary College by HoeLife_orNoLife March 7, 2024

Armadale Traino 

a place where boongs hang out and mug people

oi johnno meet me at the armadale traino
nah dude i dont wanna get bashed

Armadale Traino by zmtz August 4, 2011

Armadale

Armadale is a dodgy suburb in Perth, Western Australia. The population of this area are referred to as "Armadalians". Armadalians are a tribal like people. They have their own culture called "white trash" and practice religious ceremonies such as "the chugathon" and "beer night". The armadalians live in tribes known as “gangs”. Gangs will commonly have disagreements with each other. These disagreements often turn into a “thonging” an event in which the cheifs of the gangs will stand in front of each other with a thong (shoe) in each of there hands and they will proceed to hit each other until either one is on the ground with a brain tumour or they get bored and decide to go to the pub instead. In the Armadalian culture there are gods like most other religions. These gods are apart of groups known as “footy teams”. These gods will battle each other to the death in a gladiator like area known as “a footy oval”

Armadale is is wondered at by non locals and tourists who pass through the suburb. As it is location on the very outskirts of Perth - boarding The Bush - can make it look like a green, natural amalgamation of nature and city. However, much like the burgers in a Macca's commercial, this is miss leading as the trees, bushes, grass and other green shit mask the true, insidious nature of Armadale after the sun recedes.

During the day light hours the Armadlians are quite tame. With only the usual robbery or murder. But during in the night the nocturnal Armadilians instincts take hold. No records of nocturnal Armadilians exist and all those brave enough to try and observe the creatures have been found dead the next morning with injuries such as: anal penetration, cancer and extreme paper cuts. This phenomena has caused the United Nations to warn people against walking through Armadale at night.

Armadale is widely popular for the safaris as you can observe the creature know as "Abo" in his natural habitat, drinking booze and bashing white kids. "The Abo" is the other species that you can find in Armadale. They are similar to the Armadalians however they have a reputation for being far more aggressive and receiving higher Centerlink payments.

"Next stop; Armadale" - Train Announcer
Heart rate increases - passengers riding the train at night

Armadale by Rossmoyne June 15, 2020

Arminalertphobic 

The most amazing perosn in the world,and the best of the best

"Arminalertphobic is the most prettiest of the people in the world!"

Arminalertphobic by Obsidian/soni April 19, 2021