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Arachnoleptic Shock 

The fit your body goes into after having discovered you are walking through a spider web, instantly turning you into a ninja with the ability to scream higher than Mariah Carey.
Erika went into Arachnoleptic Shock whilst walking through the trees, shrieking and flinging her arms around like Samurai swords to ward off sneaky spiders.

Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?

Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"

Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"

Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"
Arachnoleptic Shock by Just Brushed September 23, 2011

arashi narukami

an icon, a legend, a queen arashi narukami is worshiped as a godess is enstars.
woah dude i have the biggest fatest crush on arashi narukami.
arashi narukami by anonymous April 22, 2021
Arancha is a beautiful human being, she cares a lot of her friends, she is also really smart and helps you with everything, she is the funniest person to hang out with and probably soon she will be like your idol. She makes your day and cheers you up when your sad . Everybody loves her and wish’s to be her.
I want to be exactly like arancha she is the best person ever💜

du bist ein arschloch 

A way to say that someone is an asshole without them knowing what the hell you said.
*gets killed by someone in cod* "WOOOH! BOOM HEADSHOT!" "Du bist ein arschloch"
du bist ein arschloch by PrinceRyt February 26, 2015

Arschgeweih 

German word for Tramp stamp meaning something like "ass-antlers", because its slang, chicks don't like it though.
She's a sleazy bitch from Marzahn, she even got herself a Arschgeweih.
Arschgeweih by Kaipo December 12, 2006

Arachnoleptic Fit 

An arachnoleptic fit is the little dance you do when you walk through a spider web as you try to get it off of you. Often used as a verb or a noun. Can also be used to express distress in seeing a spider.
Darn, I'm just might have an arachnoleptic fit if I see that spider one more time.

Person 1:Is there something wrong with them?
Person 2:Nah, they're just having an arachnoleptic fit.
Arachnoleptic Fit by Sewsuper November 17, 2011