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aquabump 

a) The act, or acts, of firing a semiautomatic weapon rapidly while submersed completely underwater. The method of engaging fish from the CQB ready to offhand stance.

b) To destroy one's private property in a rash manner while shooting underwater "To aquabump"........
"I was aquabumping off the hip twenty feet down when my AR exploded for some unknown reason......"
aquabump by J_Smith March 29, 2005
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The act of performing a bowel movement in any body of water, under complete anal submersion. Can also be used as a noun to describe product of said bowel movement. Best done downstream.
Timmy rounded the river bend, preceded by a floating turd. "Dude, where have you been?" I asked him. "There were no bathrooms. Had to pull an aquadump."
Aquadump by Deeeez Nutts July 5, 2007
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Aquablumpkin 

To receive head while dropping a deuce in the water.
Johnny got an aquablumpkin from that sleeze bag in the pool.
Aquablumpkin by Adam Lund May 16, 2007
A dump in the middle of a big area of water
Hey everyone The teacher took an aquadump in the aquarium at animal kingdom!
Aquadump by IJustDamnedU February 28, 2017

Aquapump 

Aquapump: (Verb) (Noun); The act of giving or receiving a handjob underwater.
Will: “I was kicking it at my place w maddy”
Kirin: “was it another credit score night?”
Will: “No, she gave me an aquapump in the hot tub, then played some dj master to return favor”
Aquapump by GawkityGawk May 30, 2022

Aquapump 

Aquapump: (Verb) (Noun); The act of giving or receiving a handjob underwater
Will: “I was kicking it at my place w maddy”
Kirin: “Was it another credit score night?”
Will: “No, she gave me an aquapump in the hot tub, then i played dj master to return favor”
Aquapump by GawkityGawk May 30, 2022
To take a dump in a small body of water such as a pool, lake, or pond.
Kenny: I got invited to a party at my friends lake cabin, I took an aquadump in the lake and ended up getting kicked out.
Aquadump by SpazzMoto June 8, 2022
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