Aquablump

Getting a squeezer while defacing in a body of water

She gave me a Aquablump in the ocean while I was I floating on a life raft

by Billy buckets February 7, 2026

Aquadump

The act of performing a bowel movement in any body of water, under complete anal submersion. Can also be used as a noun to describe product of said bowel movement. Best done downstream.

Timmy rounded the river bend, preceded by a floating turd. "Dude, where have you been?" I asked him. "There were no bathrooms. Had to pull an aquadump."

by Deeeez Nutts July 5, 2007

aqualumiflection

The dappled pattern of light reflecting off rippling water onto walls or ceiling.

Watching the aqualumiflection on the ceiling combined with listening to the soothing sounds of waves is very soothing.

The painting of St. Mary's Cathedral displayed the aqualumiflection from the canal in subtle shimmers on the ceiling.

by surfrider August 21, 2009

Aquablumpkin

To receive head while dropping a deuce in the water.

Johnny got an aquablumpkin from that sleeze bag in the pool.

by Adam Lund May 16, 2007

aquabump

a) The act, or acts, of firing a semiautomatic weapon rapidly while submersed completely underwater. The method of engaging fish from the CQB ready to offhand stance.

b) To destroy one's private property in a rash manner while shooting underwater "To aquabump"........

"I was aquabumping off the hip twenty feet down when my AR exploded for some unknown reason......"

by J_Smith March 29, 2005

Aquadump

A dump in the middle of a big area of water

Hey everyone The teacher took an aquadump in the aquarium at animal kingdom!

by IJustDamnedU February 28, 2017

Aquapump

Aquapump: (Verb) (Noun); The act of giving or receiving a handjob underwater.

Will: “I was kicking it at my place w maddy”
Kirin: “was it another credit score night?”
Will: “No, she gave me an aquapump in the hot tub, then played some dj master to return favor”

by GawkityGawk May 30, 2022