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Getting a squeezer while defacing in a body of water
She gave me a Aquablump in the ocean while I was I floating on a life raft
Aquablump by Billy buckets February 7, 2026
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The act of performing a bowel movement in any body of water, under complete anal submersion. Can also be used as a noun to describe product of said bowel movement. Best done downstream.
Timmy rounded the river bend, preceded by a floating turd. "Dude, where have you been?" I asked him. "There were no bathrooms. Had to pull an aquadump."
Aquadump by Deeeez Nutts July 5, 2007

aqualumiflection

The dappled pattern of light reflecting off rippling water onto walls or ceiling.
Watching the aqualumiflection on the ceiling combined with listening to the soothing sounds of waves is very soothing.

The painting of St. Mary's Cathedral displayed the aqualumiflection from the canal in subtle shimmers on the ceiling.
aqualumiflection by surfrider August 21, 2009

Aquablumpkin 

To receive head while dropping a deuce in the water.
Johnny got an aquablumpkin from that sleeze bag in the pool.
Aquablumpkin by Adam Lund May 16, 2007

aquabump 

a) The act, or acts, of firing a semiautomatic weapon rapidly while submersed completely underwater. The method of engaging fish from the CQB ready to offhand stance.

b) To destroy one's private property in a rash manner while shooting underwater "To aquabump"........
"I was aquabumping off the hip twenty feet down when my AR exploded for some unknown reason......"
aquabump by J_Smith March 29, 2005
A dump in the middle of a big area of water
Hey everyone The teacher took an aquadump in the aquarium at animal kingdom!
Aquadump by IJustDamnedU February 28, 2017

Aquapump 

Aquapump: (Verb) (Noun); The act of giving or receiving a handjob underwater.
Will: “I was kicking it at my place w maddy”
Kirin: “was it another credit score night?”
Will: “No, she gave me an aquapump in the hot tub, then played some dj master to return favor”
Aquapump by GawkityGawk May 30, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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