aqlan is a bit brown, no, he is insanely brown. he like to watch anime and sometimes plays with himself at the middle of the night with his right or left hand. mostly his right.
girl: what type of guy do you wanna date?
boy: definitely not an aqlan!!!
A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.
Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence
Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.
"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"
A name from a lost Tibetan Folklore. A Hero among men who battled against the demon known as oquendo. This series of folktales is found in the tibetan b4 library. The battle lasted 444 days. it was a dizzying destructive battle. The chaos ensued by said battle lead to the creation of the universes.
The victory was won by Wadah Adlan when the village chief Daven Peng entered the fray and using his shaman powers defeated the oquendo.
A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!
'look out mate'
'what'
'that, quick run!'
'help us...chav-alanche!!'