afropoon

A girl that literally has an afro on her poon. Very hairy and unkept. Think of the scene in Scary Movie when he takes her pants off and has to use bush trimmers to clear the way.

I took off her panties and WAPOW her afropoon hit me in the face.

by Nick Maloney November 29, 2005

Afrophone

A male with an afro spotted at a gig, or other musical event, leading to him becoming an object of ridicule over his likeness to a microphone. Bob Ross could have been an Afrophone had he chosen music over art.

Woah, Check out the Afrophone - Go speak into the guy's head and see if he's part of the PA system!

by krashd March 22, 2008