apple tits 

A woman's breasts who are so saggy, it's like an apple hanging from a tree.

"Hey man, did you see those apple tits over there?"
"I wouldn't eat that pie."

apple tits by chynadoll February 17, 2008

Ample tits 

big beautiful massive large amazing boobies
I love them

James: my gosh... Lucy has such amazing ample tits!
Melody: I know.... I want to touch them!

Ample tits by bashinmybrains August 25, 2023

bon appé tits 

a French-like expression said to someone when you hear that they are dating a woman with very large breasts.

Brad: "Hey! I'm going out on a date with a Hooters waitress!"

Brad's Dad: "Well done, my son. Bon appé tits!"

bon appé tits by KeVIInXI July 16, 2011

appletite 

When you're craving anything that has apple in it.

apple, apple pie, apple sauce, apple cider, etc.

Wow I really want an apple right now! I have such an appletite!

appletite by francescah November 9, 2013

appletits 

the way a girls boobs form when there name starts with a F.

Kevin: dude did you see my sisters boobs??

Rob:yea, from the looks of it, it looks like she must have appletits

appletits by k. pringles February 12, 2009

appletite 

1. a hunger for all things apple.

2. the uncomfortable sensation (quite like a nicotine craving) that occurs when one is away from their iphone, ipod, or macintosh computer for too long.

1. shelley worships the ground that steve jobs walks on and everything he touches. shelley has quite the appletite.

2. ron: has anyone got an iphone i can stroke for a bit? maybe an ipod that i can click for a few minutes? it's been two hours, man!
chad: dude, you need to curb that appletite.

appletite by sarahb402 February 6, 2009

appletism 

when autism and apple collide.... mostly the case with blonde girls...

person 1: dude.. he has an apple phone
person 2: and autism
person 3: such an appletism man!

appletism by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018