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apple tits 

A woman's breasts who are so saggy, it's like an apple hanging from a tree.
"Hey man, did you see those apple tits over there?"
"I wouldn't eat that pie."
apple tits by chynadoll February 17, 2008
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Ample tits 

big beautiful massive large amazing boobies
I love them
James: my gosh... Lucy has such amazing ample tits!
Melody: I know.... I want to touch them!
Ample tits by bashinmybrains August 25, 2023

bon appé tits 

a French-like expression said to someone when you hear that they are dating a woman with very large breasts.
Brad: "Hey! I'm going out on a date with a Hooters waitress!"

Brad's Dad: "Well done, my son. Bon appé tits!"
bon appé tits by KeVIInXI July 16, 2011

appletite 

When you're craving anything that has apple in it.
apple, apple pie, apple sauce, apple cider, etc.

Wow I really want an apple right now! I have such an appletite!
appletite by francescah November 9, 2013

appletits 

the way a girls boobs form when there name starts with a F.
Kevin: dude did you see my sisters boobs??

Rob:yea, from the looks of it, it looks like she must have appletits
appletits by k. pringles February 12, 2009

appletite 

1. a hunger for all things apple.

2. the uncomfortable sensation (quite like a nicotine craving) that occurs when one is away from their iphone, ipod, or macintosh computer for too long.
1. shelley worships the ground that steve jobs walks on and everything he touches. shelley has quite the appletite.

2. ron: has anyone got an iphone i can stroke for a bit? maybe an ipod that i can click for a few minutes? it's been two hours, man!
chad: dude, you need to curb that appletite.
appletite by sarahb402 February 6, 2009

appletism 

when autism and apple collide.... mostly the case with blonde girls...
person 1: dude.. he has an apple phone
person 2: and autism
person 3: such an appletism man!
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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