cohabitation without fornication

a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.

George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."

by keVIInXI July 08, 2011

bon appé tits

a French-like expression said to someone when you hear that they are dating a woman with very large breasts.

Brad: "Hey! I'm going out on a date with a Hooters waitress!"

Brad's Dad: "Well done, my son. Bon appé tits!"

by KeVIInXI July 16, 2011

what the fuck, woodchuck?

an expression used by forest animals (and humans, too) to show frustration and/or confusion about something or someone.

Yogi: "I can't believe that Mr. Ranger is still on my ass about those picnic baskets!"

Boo Boo: "Yeah. What the fuck, woodchuck?!"

by KeVIInXI July 17, 2011

E Harmony

an on-line dating service for people who get bad grades.

Flonasia-"That boy Tarkis got three E's and a D- posted on hiz E Harmony profile. I finna be hiz babymama!"

by keVIInXI September 22, 2010

Bigger Than Oprah

a compliment or insult used to imply that a person is somehow bigger than Oprah, the self-important celebrity multi-media megalomaniac.

Compliment: "Janice! You are sooooo famous. You're bigger than Oprah!"

Insult: "Janice! You are sooooo fat. You're bigger than Oprah!

by keVIInXI December 04, 2010

Downloading the Latest Software

to void oneself of fecal matter in a computer literate way.

Boss: "Who knows where Milt went? His report is late!"

Milt's Work Bud: "I believe he is downloading the latest software."

Boss: "Well, alrighty then. Gotta love his initiative!"

by KeVIInXI July 31, 2011

antiagra

the experience of erectile dysfunction due to sexual turn off or disinterest.

Martha: "George, why isn't our love life as peppy as it was 38 years ago?"

George: "Because 38 years ago my pee pee didn't go all antiagra with boredom."

by keVIInXI July 07, 2011