apologuyze

To express regret for showing your insensitive foolishly-prideful macho side.

On da "Red Green Show", da dim-minded and arrogantly-masculine Possum Lodge members recite da "Man's Prayer" at da beginning of every lodge meeting in a supposed attempt to apologuyze for their overbearing ways, their impatient disregard for proper/responsible behavior, and their thoughtless indifference towards women and less-hard-nosed males like Harold.

by QuacksO February 19, 2021

I DO apologize

This means I do NOT apologize, and fuck you.

"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.

by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

Apologuise

An apology given when you don't feel you did anything wrong so it will end an argument.

She expected an apology, so I apologuised to get the sex.

by mickbw September 18, 2004

I DO apologize

Rather than taking responsibility or solving a problem that a company has caused you, they just use the three litte words to end the matter: "I DO apologize" with the emphasis on "DO". What they are really saying is "I DON'T apologize, nor do I give a damn about you, or the inconviences and money we have cost you, now hang up the phone and let me get back to my sandwich!"

After dinging the customer's credit card a third time, the phone clerk responded, "Yes I see we have overbilled you and caused your credit score to be lowered do to a mistake we have made but it is past 30 days and there is nothing we can do about it, I DO apologize".

by Rich Friedland March 15, 2009

apologize

To make excuse for or regretful acknowledgment of a fault or offense.

george bush dumbfuck n00b drugs taco bell day old oatmeal

World, I apologize for George W. Bush's actions.

by imaperson November 3, 2006

apologize

kissing Jesse Jackson's ass in an attempt to ask for forgiveness for offending the African American race. (As seen in South Park episode 1101)

Jesse Jackson: "Apologize. Kiss it."
Randy Marsh: "You want me to kiss your-"
Jesse Jackson: "That's right. Apologize."

by c_y_ January 4, 2008