apesexual

When you wanna have sexual intercourse with an ape and love them.

Bro that one ape I saw last week was so damn hot god damn

My parents kicked me out for being apesexual

by kem0 September 6, 2021

Rapesexual

Someone who thinks rape can be a sexuality (please touch some grass you fucking failure)

Person 1: I'm rapesexual!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It means that I like to rape people
Literally everyone in the entire world: get the fuck away from me you are a disgrace I am going to lock you in a cell and never let you out

by CassDefinitions February 11, 2022

anEsexual

Romantic attraction towards anime and fictional characters.

"Omg! Kreyul is freaking hot!!!! He's the main reason why I'm an anEsexual😊."

by Why-you_hatin March 5, 2017

Alexsexual

That mean's when u like only Alex. And you wanna fuck them. (her/him/them)

My friend: anyway what is your sexuality?
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay

by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021

Rapesexual

Some fucking rapist trying to desperately to be valid and accepted that they invent a sexuality so they can excuse their illegal behavior.

1:Hey, what’s your sexuality?
2:I’m rapesexual!
1:I’m calling the police.

by BLIZZYBOI April 10, 2022

Aloesexual

A person who has intense feelings towards their aloe vera, they are so passionate about their desert plant that they desert their social life in its admiration.

John: Hey Henry, I heard you're an aloesexual, what does that mean?
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John: Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.

by battubali June 19, 2019

abelsexual

being sexually attracted to the most handsome man in the world, The Weeknd, aka Abel Tesfaye 💅🏼

I’m abelsexual

The Weeknd is so attractive, I think I’m abelsexual

by ohyesdaddyabelxotwod September 19, 2020