You have never felt the touch of grass in ages. You will never get bitches so that's whyyou're in love with your waifu. Basically, what zero pussy does to a mf.
My friend: anyway what is your sexuality?
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay