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lolbonics 

The language spoken by lolcats, O RLY owls, and assorted other internet sillinesses
I'z on yr intarwebs lrnin yr lolbonics!
lolbonics by I AM McGehee, Dammit! September 19, 2007
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aimbonics 

Lingo made up of words you use online such as g2g, ttyl, l8er....
Jane:ttyl
Me: Stop talkin in aimbonics
aimbonics by The Playa July 8, 2004
Contraction of albino ebonics, referring to the language spoken by a white boy from the 'burbs trying to sound like an OG from the hood. Usually met with ridicule, except when used for obviously ironic effect.
Manager: Jenkins, come see me in my office.
Jenkins: Fo' shizzle rizzle, G-dawg.
Manager: Knock that albonics bullshit off, cracka'.
albonics by CyberShoe May 4, 2005

Aubonics 

A red-neck version of the English language spoken by students, faculty and alumnus (also fans of the football program with no affiliation to the university) of Auburn university. It is a slang driven language that is almost impossible to understand by anyone other than the ones (aka Aubies) who speak it. Aubonics is not only grammatically incorrect, the content is ignorant with no rationale what-so-ever. This is driven by paranoia, hate and an inferiority complex from their counterparts from the University of Alabama.
After the iron bowl I was approached by an Aubie that wanted to explain something to me. After five minutes I just walked away, I didn't understand a single word that she said - she must have been speaking Aubonics.
Aubonics by kalibama June 28, 2010

Albinics 

1. High pitch soundwaves transfered between Albinos when in distress.
2. A language spoken only by Albinos
"Can you understand what those Albinos are saying to each other?"
"No, I think they are soeaking in Albinics"
Albinics by Felix Tripp February 2, 2007

acebonics 

hung like a hamster and having the need to ejaculate at work on an hourly basis
I believe I have a case of the acebonics!
acebonics by VW_Goatie August 31, 2017
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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