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I'z on yr intarwebs lrnin yr lolbonics!
lolbonics by I AM McGehee, Dammit! September 19, 2007
albonics
Contraction of albino ebonics, referring to the language spoken by a white boy from the 'burbs trying to sound like an OG from the hood. Usually met with ridicule, except when used for obviously ironic effect.
Manager: Jenkins, come see me in my office.
Jenkins: Fo' shizzle rizzle, G-dawg.
Manager: Knock that albonics bullshit off, cracka'.
Jenkins: Fo' shizzle rizzle, G-dawg.
Manager: Knock that albonics bullshit off, cracka'.
Aubonics
A red-neck version of the English language spoken by students, faculty and alumnus (also fans of the football program with no affiliation to the university) of Auburn university. It is a slang driven language that is almost impossible to understand by anyone other than the ones (aka Aubies) who speak it. Aubonics is not only grammatically incorrect, the content is ignorant with no rationale what-so-ever. This is driven by paranoia, hate and an inferiority complex from their counterparts from the University of Alabama.
After the iron bowl I was approached by an Aubie that wanted to explain something to me. After five minutes I just walked away, I didn't understand a single word that she said - she must have been speaking Aubonics.
Albinics
1. High pitch soundwaves transfered between Albinos when in distress.
2. A language spoken only by Albinos
2. A language spoken only by Albinos
"Can you understand what those Albinos are saying to each other?"
"No, I think they are soeaking in Albinics"
"No, I think they are soeaking in Albinics"
Albinics by Felix Tripp February 2, 2007