Amybonics

the eloquent combination of southern girl abbreviations (ie: ilusm or ifhusm) mixed with commonly used ebonics (ie: what up my nizzle) and finally topped off with a few white girl syllable elongations (ie: i lovvveeee youuuu soooooo mucccch)

amybonics: "omgoodnie i can't believe you saw little chug babies at petsmart last night!! makes me miss my little boy sooOOOooooOOO much. will you take lucy aka lucifer aka pants aka just a little pair of shorts to visit oscar at sass and lare's in cary?
ps. i miss you and the dirty D a bit as well. and by that i mean duddles, not durham. xo."

by xoxo, tmiel June 13, 2011

aimbonics

Lingo made up of words you use online such as g2g, ttyl, l8er....

Jane:ttyl
Me: Stop talkin in aimbonics

by The Playa July 8, 2004

albonics

Contraction of albino ebonics, referring to the language spoken by a white boy from the 'burbs trying to sound like an OG from the hood. Usually met with ridicule, except when used for obviously ironic effect.

Manager: Jenkins, come see me in my office.
Jenkins: Fo' shizzle rizzle, G-dawg.
Manager: Knock that albonics bullshit off, cracka'.

by CyberShoe May 4, 2005

Aubonics

A red-neck version of the English language spoken by students, faculty and alumnus (also fans of the football program with no affiliation to the university) of Auburn university. It is a slang driven language that is almost impossible to understand by anyone other than the ones (aka Aubies) who speak it. Aubonics is not only grammatically incorrect, the content is ignorant with no rationale what-so-ever. This is driven by paranoia, hate and an inferiority complex from their counterparts from the University of Alabama.

After the iron bowl I was approached by an Aubie that wanted to explain something to me. After five minutes I just walked away, I didn't understand a single word that she said - she must have been speaking Aubonics.

by kalibama June 28, 2010

aolbonics

Using single letters and numbers to make yourself look like even more of an asshat on the internet.

'omgz u r teh kewlest'

by dataw0lf July 11, 2005

acebonics

hung like a hamster and having the need to ejaculate at work on an hourly basis

I believe I have a case of the acebonics!

by VW_Goatie August 31, 2017

albonics

a version of ebonics, except this is what you call the language of white people trying to speak ebonics. Also see wanabebonics.

Quit talking in albonics and start speaking in english!!

by NDT Wayne April 21, 2005